1 feather earring...

I would love to wear 1 feather earring...
just for some rebellious fun.

I would love to have a MISMATCHED set of chairs,
my goodness...THAT could never be done.

I would like to see my wooden boxes scattered randomly,
or
maybe a mismatched THIS or THAT arranged not so uniformly.


But THAT will NEVER happen...
No, not in THIS lovely home...

You see there is  a MAN who lives here...
and he likes things JUST SYMMETRICALLY SO.

He has a touch of OCD...
THIS I have grown to KNOW!

So next time I get angry or annoyed at this little trait...
Maybe I'll wear just 1 feather earring...
THAT is SURE to IRRITATE!!!